Allah up in flames? Not quite.

Today some crazy dude lit himself on fire in front of the white house and screamed "Allah! Allah!" Why didn't the secret service let him leave the earth in the same way he will enter his eternal resting place? He's some old hippie that probably dropped a blunt on his pants, and only spoke arabic, so instead of "OH GOD!" he said "ALLAH!" Either way, he should have been put down.