Is Jack Chirac a Retard?

"Backing Bush has won you nothing, ribbit", Says Jack Chirac. Why does this loon think that acting like the US is a worthless piece of excriment, is going to save him and his country? They are the first to go; I mean, they are the closest to Al Queda. Speaking of which, I know a way to really piss of Al Queda, Start pronouncing their name "Al - Qw-ay-da" then they'll sound like girly men, and maybe they'll become a nuisance!