The only good fish, is a fried fish

Today PETA (Pinkos Engaging in Total Absurdity) launched their Campaign, "Fish are friends, not food." Let's see how friendly PETA is to fish when we throw them into the Amazon River and let pirahana feast. Pirahana don't care if you are a vegetarian or not. No animal does. Animals are dumb, and deserve to be eaten. Plus, plants live just as much as animals. Maybe PETA should just stop eating and starve, that way we will never have to worry about the joke we call "animal rights."