Where are they, NOW?

NOW is an interesting group, they pretend to support women. For some reason, I had an inkling to discus them today. See, it's nice and dandy to talk the talk, but you have to walk the walk. Where was NOW when Tom Carper ran in Delaware? There are court affidavits telling of him abusing his wife. Where is NOW when female fetuses are being killed everyday by vacuums? Where are you, NOW?

Saddam = Terrorist, I was right!

Some of the Terrorists in Iraq told military interrogators that many of the groups of terrorists fighting our troops, were set up by Saddam. That's interesting. Saddam apparently set up terrorist cells. But, he has absolutely no connection to Al Queda.

Linda Rondstadt is an Idiot

Why do celebrities think what they say is important? Today Linda Rondstadt said that we elected a bunch of Hitlers. See, this is how the party of acceptance, "hatred is not a family value", and brilliance, fights their enemies. Liberals don't have the intellectual capacity to make valid arguments so they call names. That's really nice, and smart. Name-calling, sounds fairly childish to me. But that’s ok, we're just dumb, old, bible beating, racist, republicans! Disgusting!

African Americans Against Kerry!

Now I don't usually associate race with a certain candidate, but John Scary is definately not a fighter for African Americans. See, today in my History class, a some dudes were trying to have a psuedo-political conversation, blasting Bush, and saying why Kerry should have won. The election is over, but, one said that he had to support Kerry since he is black. First of all, race has nothing to do with political views. Plus, if we really want to get serious, who was the party that freed the slaves, desegregated, and gave African Americans the right to vote, and equal rights? GOP.

Anyway, Kerry doesn't support African Americans. He voted against researching the Red Core Blood Cell, which scientists believe can cure sickle cell anemia, which mainly affects African Americans, and eventually leads to death. So how any African American can be for Kerry is beyond me.

President Bush, Insincereity is Uneeded

This is ridiculous. Why should President Bush go to the opening of the Clinton libary? He has nothing to prove! No people to convince to vote for him! He won. Screw everyone else. If I were president, I would sleep in all day. Who cares if I look like an ass hole. At least I would not be recieving oral sex from an ugly intern.

When Bush said that Clinton was a good president, I gagged. Literally. Everyone knows that Bill Clinton was the most immoral, useless president in history. Well, maybe Jimmy Carter was more useless. Anyway, I dare anyone to tell me one thing Clinton did during his presidency other than have people killed, or have sex.

Kofi Annan, Fix Your Country Before You Tell Me What to Do!

For some odd reason the American Left likes to make their decisions, to protect our country, based on what Kofi has to say. That's interesting, since we are the only Super Power, and he is an ambassador from magical country of Ghana. Lets do a comparison.

Ghana vs. United States:

Area: GHANA = 239,460 sq km (smaller than Oregon) US = 9,631,418 sq km
Population: GHANA = 20,757,032 US = 293,027,571
Life Expectancy: GHANA = 56.27 years US = 77.43
Literacy Rate: GHANA = 74.8% US = 97%
GDP: GHANA = $44.44 billion US = $10.99 trillion
Pop. Below Poverty Rate: GHANA = 31.4% US = 12%
Inflation rate: GHANA = 26.7% US = 2.3%
Exports : GHANA = $2.642 billion US = $714.5 billion

Still thinky Kofi should tell us what to do? Don't even get me started on Oil for Food! What a joke.

Thank you, Donna Shalala

"Insurgent Leader Vows Uprising Has Only Begun." So an insurgent has just told us that this uprising is just the begining. So I guess that thing that happened on 9/11 (that no one remembers) is an uprising. That's nice. The leaders of rebellious groups plotting to kill our troops and civilians are insurgents. There is only one person to blame for this conding. Donna Shalala.

Where did this idea of being politically correct come from? Hillary? Billary? Katie Couric? If you answered yes to any of these, you are wrong. The mastermind of politically correctness is Donna Shalala. Yes, the former Secretary of HHS. She came up with the idea long, long ago in a place far, far away called Wisconsin. She was President of U. of Wisconsin, when she molded the rules around politically corectness. Where is she now? President of U. of Miami. Move to Canada, Donna.

The only good fish, is a fried fish

Today PETA (Pinkos Engaging in Total Absurdity) launched their Campaign, "Fish are friends, not food." Let's see how friendly PETA is to fish when we throw them into the Amazon River and let pirahana feast. Pirahana don't care if you are a vegetarian or not. No animal does. Animals are dumb, and deserve to be eaten. Plus, plants live just as much as animals. Maybe PETA should just stop eating and starve, that way we will never have to worry about the joke we call "animal rights."

Is Jack Chirac a Retard?

"Backing Bush has won you nothing, ribbit", Says Jack Chirac. Why does this loon think that acting like the US is a worthless piece of excriment, is going to save him and his country? They are the first to go; I mean, they are the closest to Al Queda. Speaking of which, I know a way to really piss of Al Queda, Start pronouncing their name "Al - Qw-ay-da" then they'll sound like girly men, and maybe they'll become a nuisance!

Allah up in flames? Not quite.

Today some crazy dude lit himself on fire in front of the white house and screamed "Allah! Allah!" Why didn't the secret service let him leave the earth in the same way he will enter his eternal resting place? He's some old hippie that probably dropped a blunt on his pants, and only spoke arabic, so instead of "OH GOD!" he said "ALLAH!" Either way, he should have been put down.

Yasser Washington, Jack Chirac, and Billary Clinton

Well, it's official, there is absolutely no news. Drudge has been the same for a week. There is nothing to write about. I went to the beach this weekend.

Bush hopes for peace after the death of Yasser? I hope for $22 million a year, like that witch of a wife he had. That is $22 mil that was stolen my the palestinian people. Why aren't they mad that Yasser Washington stole billions of dollars from them? Why are we all kissing this terrorists ass? I am literally getting physically ill.

Chirac Hails Yasser Washington as a man of courage. I guess you could say that the 19 insurgents that flew planes into the WTC, Pentagon, and a field in Pennsylvania, killing over 3,000 innocent people, men of courage. I think Chirac is a terrorist. Calling Yasser Washington a courageous person is like calling OBL a revolutionary.

The Clinton libary is opening ( and yes I spelled I can spell library, libary is for effect. You know, from the pictures, it looks like a trailor. Very appropriate.

Are You a Racist Pig?

Here is one, easy question to determine if you are a racist:

Back in the day of the Civil War, the slaves were counted as 3/5 of a person. Do you think they should have been counted as 1 or 5/5 person?

If Yes, you are a racist. If the slaves were counted as a whole person that would give the pro-slavery south more votes in congress, inasmuch as the population of the south would be greater. Therefore, there would be more votes for slavery, hence you are a racist, since you are pro-slavery.

If No, you are a racist. How can you not think all men are created equal, as described in our constitution. You judge someone's worth based on the color of their skin and not by the content of their character?

Bye, Bye Michael. Hello Jesus!

Well The Passion will be nominated for a golden-globe award, but Farenheit 9/11 won't. Well that's too bad, considering that Farenheit was such a cinematic great. With all the lies, misconceptions, and distortions; I thought it was a whole better than a movie about our savior.

Drill George, Drill!

ANWR 

Should we drill in ANWR? Yes. Do the people of Alaska want it? Yes. Will it stimulate economic growth? Yes. Will it create jobs? Yes. Why shouldn't we drill in Alaska? Who cares what some Senator from the Massachusetts (with his luxury SUV's) thinks?

The Facts:
1. Only 8% of ANWR Would Be Considered for Exploration
2. Revenues to the State and Federal Treasury (estimated $2.6 billion)
3. Jobs To Be Created (estimated between 250,000 and 735,000)
4. Economic Impact (estimated over $50 billion to our national economy)
5. Imported Oil too Costly (we spend more than $120 billion dollars a year importing oil)
6. Alaskans Support (More than 75% of Alaskans favor exploration and production in ANWR)

There you have it. The only way you can be against drilling in ANWR is if you don't want to increase the State and Federal Revenue in the US, if you don't want at least 250,000 jobs created, if you don't want to stimulate our economy with at least $50 billion, and if you don't care about the peoples' opinions who live there. Why let some Senator from Massachusetts decide for Alaska , what Alaskans should do?

Madonna, Shut Your Mouth Too

Today, Madonna told BBC Radio, "I just don't want American troops to be in Iraq, period." She also said, "My feelings are 'can we just all get out?'," said the 46-year-old star, who lives mainly in London with British film director husband Guy Ritchie, who said she believes the US-led war will not help in the fight against terrorism." You're feelings?" What about the feelings of the 3000 who died on September 11?

See this is how it is with liberals; everything is about "I... want" and "my feelings". See how selfish she is. No matter how much she pretends to want to help others and be interdependent, everything is about what she wants and what she feels. How selfish.Well you know what? When you decide that America is good enough for you, and your kids, then you may have an opinion. Until then, shut your mouth.

What do our troops think of Michael Moore?

Fuck Michael 

Barbara Streisand, Shut Your Mouth

Today Babs said,"We Shall See The Reign of Witches Pass Over." Since when does anybody care what Babs has to say? Some say she has a following, who? Rich, white, old, liberal women? The ones that shop at Fresh Fields and eat all organic foods? The ones who have their little bisson frises named Fifi, with a Gucci dog collar? The ones living in Trump Park Avenue? The ones who have their hispanic butler because they are so accepting, and diverse? The ones with Tiffany silverware sets, marble floors, and tons of fur coats? Yeah, real mainstream America! Why should we listen to this hippie who lives in a million dollar penthouse? Give it a rest Babs. Nobody cares what you think, you bum.

Move to Canada Geraldine

Today Geraldine Ferraro said that the "Red States" should cecede from the Union. I have a better plan, why dont you move to Canada? Or wait... maybe the red counties should cecede...


2004 

...that way the liberal elitists can have their 535 counties, and us Right-Wing Bible Beaters can have our 2506 counties. Eat that.

Who Framed Scott Peterson?

Let me break this down for you people. Scott Peterson was framed. Now I don't know much about this case, considering that I only pick up the few seconds that Katie Couric spends talking about it; as I flip through my 200 channels finding something worth while to watch. Look, the person who killed Lacie is that bitch Amber French Fry. How can you people not see it? Ok, here are the facts:

1. Amber French Fry was the first person to secretly allow the police to bug her phone.
2. Amber French Fry was the one who offered to bait Scott Peterson into telling her what really happened.
3. Scott Peterson didn't admit the murder to her, and he didn't know the phone was tapped; and if there was one person he could trust, it would be his lover.

There only one reason that Scott Peterson is being blamed. Women who hate men everywhere are coming together, and taking out the anger they have with men on Scott Peterson. They are the only ones who care, and they are the ones calling radio stations, writing e-mails to TV channels, and buying the National Enquierers. If I was on the jury the only person I'd convict guilty are Men-haters.

Alfie = Waste of Time

Although I haven't seen the movie yet it looks like a waste of ten bucks and two hours. First of all Alfie is just like every other chick flick, sappy, Lifetime : For Women movie. Its premise is this: A British playboy goes to New York and realizes the consequences of his womanizing ways. Well, now we know the ending, Alfie falls in love with some feminazi on the Upper East Side and has a change of heart. How sweet. Yeah, Right, no one ever has a change of heart. Whether it be playboys, liars, or liberals they all share a common theme. They don't do what is right, and they never change their ways. Unless a movie has bombs, guns, hot chicks, and/or all of the above it stinks.

Another reason why Alfie is going to suck is beacuse Susan Surandon is in it. Period. Now, generally, when a movie sucks; what happens? People don't watch it, and we forget about the film that was supposed to be great but turns out to become the pimple on the butt of Hollywood within two weeks. But no, the creators of the film now blame the fact that Bush won the presidential election, on its box office bomb. This is getting rediculous. Get a life, your movie stinks, I'd rather watch Gigli.

Insurgents, Rebels, and Other Liberal "Code Words"

"U.S.-Led Forces Battle Insurgents Outside Fallujah", This headline is on the front of the Washington post. "U.S. Forces Storm Falluja to Battle 5,000 Rebels", and this is the top headline for the CNN. So, our troops are fighting insurgents? That's funny, because last time I checked they were terrorists. I guess we can call the 19 people who flew planes into the World Trade Center, Rebels. You know, we were a much prouder and more united country when we called our enemies for the bastards they were during WWII. We need to use insulting and "mean" terms to identify our enemy. It makes our citizens hate them more, and unites us united against them. We need to be "mean", 'cus mean people don't suck, Dean people suck.


Rebels 


Insurgents 

The practioners for the religion of peace.

Yasser Arafat: the New George Washington. Gag Me

"Yasser Arafat lay critically ill with liver failure on Sunday and his condition was getting no better, a Palestinian official said, as Palestinian leaders adopted in his absence a plan to restore order in their areas." Again, who cares? Infact, we should be dancing in the streets like the terrorists did on September 11. Why should we feel bad for this terrorist? You can see the sadness in the liberal medias' eyes' as he wastes away, now raising him to the same level of George Washington, utterly repulsive. This crazy dude pays young brainwashees $20,000 to kill Jews. Dispicable. And I'm supposed to feel sorry for this guy? Fat chance. I wonder if he is going to a good Jewish doctor in France?

Favola vs. Hatch Act

I know it is a bit late to be celebrating, but better late than never! Thank god our wonderful Barbara Favola was elected in a landslide against Landey Patton. It is so nice to know that we have a woman who violated the Hatch Act while working for NIH by running for the Peoples' Republic of Arlington County Board. She finally signed an agreement never to work in the government for as long as she lived in order not to get prosecuted! Our ever ethical County Board.

The Ash Heap of History

Eww. Dear God in Heaven. 

Kerry Lost. Thank God we won't hear from this chick or Donna Brazile for four more years. Ladies, welcome to the ash heap of history.

First Blog

Welcome to the world of the NOVA Conservative. I know that most people are going to ask what my name means. It means the Northern Virginia Conservative. What is the signifigance of Northern Virginia? I am the only conservative here. I live in the Peoples' Republic of Arlington, and it is nausiating. Fortunately I'm here to set shit straight.